Why am I awake who summoned me
that is so adorable
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him
like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you
"Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-"
"Girls who wear superhero shirts are attention seeking they just want boys to like th-"
"Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-"
"Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-"
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.