carryonmy-assbutt:

muppidupp:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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that is so adorable 

(via wander-to-the-stars-above)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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thegingerbatch:

please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him

like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you

(Source: nyotas, via irrationalobsession)

sebadasstian-stan:

thebatglare:

"Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-"

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"Girls who wear superhero shirts are attention seeking they just want boys to like th-"

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"Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-"

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"Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-"

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(via wander-to-the-stars-above)

TNT is literally playing all of season 9 of Supernatural. Back to back. As in the whole season, back to back. All night. Until tomorrow. Back to back. I think I died and went to heaven. Back to back.

(Source: themaskofthemasquerade)

whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: porpetinascamander, via xxheart2heartxx)

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

(via themystryspot)